“Men have been very crude for a long time-I mean, you walk down the street and guys scream, ‘Hey, baby!’” “Why shouldn’t women have sex for enjoyment? Why should showing off be a bad thing?” He throws one hand in the air, snarls, and reaches down to grab it. “I don’t know, I’m not sure,” he says in his flirty baritone, accented by a macho Texas twang. And on a recent afternoon, while we were talking about the ladies who also do not wear underwear-Spears, Lohan, Hilton-Ford is saying that he doesn’t necessarily think they are gauche. But Tom Ford, among other ostentatiously masculine habits, doesn’t wear underwear.

It’s not every day one gets to see the penis of a sex god.